Chimney Admirers Gifts

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Piranhaclaus

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Under New Mismanagement

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

New around here?

'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

When beavers dream.

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'Isn't it great?!'

Bricklayer

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

Christmas card access

"We have some architects in our colony."

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Olympic Rings

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

Frontispiece for Juvenal

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

Igloo.

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"Did I mention the view?"