Chimney Admirers Gifts

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Piranhaclaus

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Fishing Boat Derby

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Under New Mismanagement

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

New around here?

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

When beavers dream.

'Isn't it great?!'

Bricklayer

Christmas card access

"We have some architects in our colony."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Olympic Rings

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Forth Bridge finally fully painted.

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'I liked it better before the marketing people got a hold of it.'

Igloo.

Frontispiece for Juvenal

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"Did I mention the view?"

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.