Chimney Critics Gifts

Children critising Santas entry methods

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Town Planning Department

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Bob's a tool belt."

Santa Elevator

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Teacher giving marks out of ten to builder repairing wall in school.

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

Big oil.

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

Santa relaxes by Fire

'We're going to need more money just to complete the model.'

Road Construction Blues.

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Think - But not too much.

'Some way we've got to get back the good old American know-how to make cheap crap.'

Flowers of Pollution

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

'Thank heaven's there are no cameras around. This would surely go viral.'

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb