Chimney Sliding Aficionados Gifts

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Christmas card access

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"Wanna use the door?"

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Business Slides.

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Freudian slide

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

Heating costs.

Kids - who'd have em?

Merry Christmas

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Heavenly Recycling Centre

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."