Chimney Sliding Aficionados Mugs

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Another successful year!"

'Isn't it great?!'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Christmas card access

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

2019, 2020 and 2021

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Glissando!

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Heavenly Recycling Centre

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Merry Christmas

Kids - who'd have em?

Heating costs.