Chimney Climber Appreciator Pillows

'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Rubbish and Everest

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

2019, 2020 and 2021

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

Out of Order

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Fairy Library - Jack Climbs the Bean Stalk

Fortune Cookies

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Tomb of the unknown mountaineer

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

'Darling we can't carry on like this.'

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Heating costs.