Chimney Climbing Philosopher Pillows

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

2019, 2020 and 2021

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

Sanitizer

'What a beautiful landscape!'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

"You smell like a chimney."

Factory Chimney

Leonard lay awake, staring at - at apparently creeping out - the ceiling.

Children critising Santas entry methods

"No, not really. I could probably tell you a thing or two about the meaning of life but I would like to know where the loo is."

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'