Chimney Climber Pillows

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

2019, 2020 and 2021

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Rubbish and Everest

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Santa Elevator

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

'No Trespissing'

"Ahem... mask please..!"

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

Tossing for it.

'Isn't it great?!'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'Go to Daddy!'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Christmas card access

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

"Boogie your socks off."

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Mount Everest.