Chimney Climber Mugs

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

2019, 2020 and 2021

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Rubbish and Everest

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Santa Elevator

'Isn't he sweet - he got down all by himself!'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

"Ahem... mask please..!"

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

'No Trespissing'

'Isn't it great?!'

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

Tossing for it.

"The truth is, there's more money in medication than meditation."

'Go to Daddy!'

"Boogie your socks off."

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Christmas card access

'The packet says 'do not climb without safety harness'.'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Who are you calling abominable...?"

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Mount Everest.

'Good afternoon! I'll be your rescue dog today, offering a fine selection of brandies while Bernard will be along shortly with the cheese and biscuits.'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'