Chimney Diver Pillows

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Christmas card access

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Sanitizer

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

"He always falls for that trick."

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

The Postman's Winter Delivery

"Cor, what a site!"

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Heavenly Recycling Centre

"Keep a lookout."

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Factory Chimney

'Oh, sure... Now someone shows up!'

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

"I told you, Nick...someone your age shouldn't be haulin heavy sacks up and down chimneys!"

'You guys are keeping a sharp lookout, right?'

Soot Nav.

"No - I've never heard of the mile low club."

'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'

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