Chimney Dreamers Pillows

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Pigboy makes use of a box.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Santa Elevator

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

Do-over

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Gods has caged angel as pet.

Christmas card access

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

Cement Contractor Dreams

Heavenly Desert Islands.

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Angel Fishing

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

Developers vs Planners

The Postman's Winter Delivery