Chimney Dreamers Gifts

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Santa Elevator

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

Do-over

'Here, you're allowed to sharpen your claws to your heart's content!'

'Isn't it great?!'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Gods has caged angel as pet.

"Full...full..full... what the hell rhymes with bull?"

Christmas card access

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

Cement Contractor Dreams

Sanitizer

Santa's chimney climbing is a fixation with mothers womb

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Angel Fishing

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

"You're right, sweetie, that one does look like popcorn. A huge piece of ... run!!"