Canine Charmers Pillows

"He's a little shy around people."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Photobooth Photobomb

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Houdini re-incarnated.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'Remember, my son -- the longest journey begins with a single slither.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Chicken singing romantic songs

"Does no one here have an actual child?"

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

The Inventor of Scratch and Sniff

'For a girl, it's depressing when she don't need to buy shoes.'

'In just three days it's taken two inches off my waistline.'

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

'Are you blind, Ref, it's a fowl!'

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

"Yes, sir, we do specialise in lisp treatment..."