Cute Charmers Pillows

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

You're the olive in my martini

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Wait. Let it breathe."

Samurai offspring.

Rosie Cheeks

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Up please...

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

'He's a born politician.'

'Another confabulous breakthrough, professor.'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

Seven Layers.