Chatty Charmers Pillows

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Do you come here often?'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Communication

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Rosie Cheeks

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Online Dating

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Two phones talking to one another.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

"Do you play?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."