Chatty Charlie Pillows

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'When another barber cuts your hair, who does the talking?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Do you come here often?'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Communication

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Getting together to chew the fat.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Do you play?"

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"He can't stop digressing."

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'