Chatty Connector Pillows

Online dating can be very confusing --- I just spent 20 minutes chatting with myself.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Do you come here often?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

''Is there anybody there?'

Getting together to chew the fat.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

The Original Information Superhighway

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'