Chatty Connector Mugs

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

'Do you come here often?'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Communication

''Is there anybody there?'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Getting together to chew the fat.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

The Original Information Superhighway

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

"I talked to my son for nearly twenty minutes last night before I realized he had his earbuds in and never heard a word I said!"

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.