Chatty Charlie Mugs

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'When another barber cuts your hair, who does the talking?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Do you come here often?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Getting together to chew the fat.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

Two phones talking to one another.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

"Do you play?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."