Chatty Daddy Mugs

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Could I ask just one question?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Do you come here often?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

Social media messages

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."