Chatty Daddy Pillows

"Honey, please don't talk to Daddy when he's in a chat room."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Could I ask just one question?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

'Yak, yak, yak.'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Do you come here often?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

Communication

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Social media messages

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."