Chatty Chum Pillows

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

Text Culture

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'Do you come here often?'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

White Wine Wisdom (2)

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Friendship.

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Getting together to chew the fat.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Online Dating

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"He can't stop digressing."

"Could you read me a dog-food label before bedtime?"