Cute Charmers Mugs

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

You're the olive in my martini

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Rosie Cheeks

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Samurai offspring.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Up please...

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'He's a born politician.'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

Seven Layers.

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'