Critter Charmer Pillows

Ralph has lots of animal magnetism.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

Online Dating

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Do you come here often?'

"Ding" "Dong"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I never knew there was a common ancestor of man and chicken.'

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'What can I say? I'm a grass magnet!'

Houdini re-incarnated.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Chicken singing romantic songs

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

'That's all right, dear -- I'll just pick something up on the way to work.'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

Bob has natural animal magnetism.

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Snake Charmer

Prince longed for the good old days when dogs were dogs.

"Stay sharp, wait for my signal and do not, no matter how tempting, pet that cat on the stomach!"

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."