Prince Charmer Gifts

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"'Prince of Ruritania,' eh? -- I happen to know there's no such PLACE as Ruritanian!"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

You're the olive in my martini

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

My Knight in shining Armour.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'