Prince Charming Enthusiast Gifts

'I did think the prince might simply recognise the girl - I mean, just how p***ed was he?!'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"I love what you've done with your hair."

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"I've been walking around wearing one slipper for weeks now, and that dumb Prince still hasn't figured out that I'm Cinderella!"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"Be honest, won't you kiss me because of the virus or because I'm a frog?"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

My Knight in shining Armour.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."