Prince Charming Enthusiast Pillows

'I did think the prince might simply recognise the girl - I mean, just how p***ed was he?!'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Wow! You really turned from a frog into a prince! That's great, now I've got much longer legs to eat!'

"I've been walking around wearing one slipper for weeks now, and that dumb Prince still hasn't figured out that I'm Cinderella!"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"Be honest, won't you kiss me because of the virus or because I'm a frog?"

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Unhappy King

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Hey! No Tongues!'