Prince Charming Believer Pillows

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"Seriously?"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

Frog man

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

Prince

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

'Cologne sir?'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Rapunzel

I saw your band's latest video on Youtube, little buddy. What'd you think? It looked a lot like the climactic scene from "Purple Rain," only with your head instead of Prince's. Deepfakes are a legitimate form of artistic expression. If you want to complain, complain to the A.I. that made it. When the lawyers show up, I'm pretty sure the A.I.'s going to rat you out.

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'