Prince Charming Believer Pillows

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Seriously?"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

'Cologne sir?'

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

Prince

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

Frog man

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Rapunzel

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'

'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'