Prince Charming Dreamer Pillows

'After my extreme makeover, I'll be a prince!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Little Princess.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Sleeping Beauty

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

Sinking with your heart

"Define fair."

'Can we move over there?'

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"