Prince Charming Seeker Pillows

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

"I've been longing for this day."

'Once I dreamed of princes...now I'd settle for a chiropodist.'

'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Kiss me, but NO tongue!'

'I'm worried about her, Margaret. She's moved on from kissing frogs to chasing any animal that happens to be passing!'

'Your relatives kept me awake all night with their croaking!

My Knight in shining Armour.

'There may never come a prince to marry me... so what, a credit officer would be great as well!'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Sitting in a tree

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Baker Romance

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Wow! Check out the moon."

'Are you sure you know what you're doing?'

Funnel of Love.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

How oysters get engaged.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Cupid and parachutists.

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"I've finally found my soulmate."

Perfect Match