Prince Charming Seekers Pillows

Bachelor pad.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"He lied to me. He told me that if I kissed him, he'd turn back from being a frog!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Ballet dancer

"Seriously?"

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

The Wizard.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"I was assistant to Prince Andrew for six months, then I realised that, no matter how good I was, they were never going to make me Prince Andrew."

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

Frog man

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"