Prince Charming Fans Pillows

"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"

But I thought you two were living happily ever after!"

Frog man

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Ballet dancer

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Seriously?"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

Prince

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Rapunzel

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'