Prince Charming Fans Pillows

"Before attempting the glass slipper would you mind putting on this latex sock?"

But I thought you two were living happily ever after!"

Frog man

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Seriously?"

Ballet dancer

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Prince

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'