Prince Fan Pillows

Prince

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Pirate

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're on a what?!"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

TV jester.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'The King of what?'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

"One blackbird pizza?"

Reign Man

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '