Princess Fans Pillows

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Reign Man

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Beefeater

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

"And that won't wake me either."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

Canute Does It Again

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"You call that a KISS?"

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

Fairy Godmother

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

Proper little princess.

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

"Security was too tight to try and nick one of those Harry Potter books so we went and crashed Prince William's 21st instead."

King George IV

'My next of kin? †My wicked stepmother, I guess.'

"I want to be whichever Disney princess is the most bad-assed."

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Prince

Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.

Princess

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

'Yes, this is us speaking.'