Princess Fans Pillows

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Reign Man

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

Beefeater

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Canute Does It Again

"You call that a KISS?"

Fairy Godmother

'We're out of blackbirds -- how about four-and-twenty hamburgers?'

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

"Try some improv, they said. The king will it, they said!"

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Proper little princess.

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

King George IV

'My next of kin? †My wicked stepmother, I guess.'

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

Richard III found buried under Leicester car park.

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short

Prince

Question now is who needs an old corgi who can curtsy and walk backwards out the door.

"I want to be whichever Disney princess is the most bad-assed."

Princess

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!

'Yes, this is us speaking.'