Prince And Princess Enthusiast Pillows

The handsome prince decides Snow White is not his type, and he goes off to check out Sleeping Beauty.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

The Mouse Princess

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

Royal Wedding procession.

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'