Prince And Princess Admirers Pillows

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

The Mouse Princess

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"And to think he started in accounting."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

French 75s at the Stafford

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'You learned WHAT about me in history class?'

The Loneliness of Power

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"What do you mean, Grandma granted you asylum?"

"Seriously?"

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

Ballet dancer

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

Coventry Carol

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."