Prince And Princess Admirers Pillows

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

The Mouse Princess

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

'One can see the baby's crown!'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"And to think he started in accounting."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

French 75s at the Stafford

"'Happily ever after' you want? Then you keep the house kosher!"

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"And that won't wake me either."

"What do you mean, Grandma granted you asylum?"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Possible Titles For My Upcoming Autobiography

"Seriously?"

The Loneliness of Power

'When I first met the queen she was a hat check girl and I had to marry her to get my crown back.'

Ballet dancer

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'You learned WHAT about me in history class?'

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Princess