Prince Charming Admirers Pillows

Randy, if you could live in just one fairy tale, which one would it be? Funny you should ask. I come from a long line of men who've been used as the models for fairy tale princes. Sir Randy the Bold, for instance, was famous throughout the realm for his mad combat skills and his penchant for married ladies. Unlike the fictional "Sir Lancelot" he inspired, Sir Randy rotted his life away in debtor's prison ... after the League of Angry Husbands sued him in court for "alienation of affection."

The Mouse Princess

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

My Knight in shining Armour.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"And to think he started in accounting."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

"Seriously?"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Coventry Carol

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

Prince

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

Frog man

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'