Prince Charming Admirers Pillows

The Mouse Princess

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"And to think he started in accounting."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

"Seriously?"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

Coventry Carol

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"If we finance your army will you promise not to attack the bank?"

Frog man

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

Prince

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'