
Randy, if you could live in just one fairy tale, which one would it be? Funny you should ask. I come from a long line of men who've been used as the models for fairy tale princes. Sir Randy the Bold, for instance, was famous throughout the realm for his mad combat skills and his penchant for married ladies. Unlike the fictional "Sir Lancelot" he inspired, Sir Randy rotted his life away in debtor's prison ... after the League of Angry Husbands sued him in court for "alienation of affection."