Prince Charming Fan Pillows

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

'You didn't tell me you had a wife and family!'

"And my prince is staying home to do the dishes."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

Rapunzel

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Ballet dancer

"Seriously?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Frog man

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

Prince