Prince Charming Fan Mugs

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

'You didn't tell me you had a wife and family!'

"And my prince is staying home to do the dishes."

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'Ever since I started wearing this fake crown, lovely girls have kept coming up and kissing me...'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"So how long does it take for your hair to grow?"

Rapunzel

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"Seriously?"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Ballet dancer

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

Prince

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

Frog man

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'