Prince Charming Humorist Mugs

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

COWMIKAZES

"All rise."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

Ballet dancer

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Seriously?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

"His majesty wants to binge-watch some comedy. Can you whip up 10 hours of new material?"

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

Frog man

'Let's see ... 'several monarchs form group to request World Bank loans' -- 'Kings Around The Dollar'.'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."