Prince Charming Humorist Pillows

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

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'Hey! No Tongues!'

"All rise."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"I've been bounced a few times, but never deposed."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Seriously?"

Ballet dancer

'Sire, the jester is gesturing at you...'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

Jester Cries Over His Replacement

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

Frog man

King reaching for an apple

"I'll need a volunteer from the audience."