Prince Charming Lover Pillows

'Can you believe it? I wake her up after 100 years and Sleeping Beauty slaps me with a sexual harassment suit!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Seriously?"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

Frog man

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

God save the Queen.

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'

'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'

Rapunzel

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'