Prince Charming Lover Gifts

'Can you believe it? I wake her up after 100 years and Sleeping Beauty slaps me with a sexual harassment suit!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Ballet dancer

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Seriously?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

Frog man

God save the Queen.

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'

Rapunzel

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'