Prince Charming Gifts

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'It's spring, you were once a toad, no wonder you're so jumpy!'

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

The Music Critic.

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Seriously?"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Inspiration'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

Frog man

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.