Prince Charm Gifts

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"Seriously?"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

Ballet dancer

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

Good Luck

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

Frog man

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Aggressive Salesman Wanted: 'You're hired!'