Prince Charming Enthusiasts Pillows

"Actually, I was an ugly prince transformed into a rather handsome frog, but the net effect is still the same."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Unhappy King

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

My Knight in shining Armour.

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"