Prince Charming Pursuer Pillows

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Ballet dancer

"Seriously?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

Frog man

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'

Rapunzel

"The dating agency said you wanted someone who could make you laugh!"

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'