Prince Charming Pursuer Pillows

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"It was a scary few minutes but now I'm making a fortune as a motivation speaker."

Ballet dancer

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Seriously?"

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

Frog man

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'

Rapunzel

"The dating agency said you wanted someone who could make you laugh!"

'And you're totally sure you want to find this girl??'

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'