Princess Enthusiast Pillows

'Since when does the princess have to take orders from the chambermaid?'

"Get your earplugs. There's a princess coming and you know how they love to sing to the forst animals..."

'All I've done is sleep for the last hundred years but somehow I just feel exhausted.'

'Don't try to change me.' (Grumpy princess glaring at a frog.)

"No, no, I'm Repunzel. You want next door."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

The Mouse Princess

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Royal Wedding procession.