Princess Enthusiast Gifts

'Since when does the princess have to take orders from the chambermaid?'

"Get your earplugs. There's a princess coming and you know how they love to sing to the forst animals..."

"And that won't wake me either."

'All I've done is sleep for the last hundred years but somehow I just feel exhausted.'

'Don't try to change me.' (Grumpy princess glaring at a frog.)

"No, no, I'm Repunzel. You want next door."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

The Mouse Princess

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

King George I

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

The Unhappy King

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Royal Love

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'Nobody treats the king that way and gets away with it.'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield