Princess Fan Gifts

"First you'll have to sign a prenup."

Princess shooting insects with gun.

"I knew I should have checked the meter."

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

TV jester.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'The King of what?'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Reign Man

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Beefeater

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"And that won't wake me either."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

Fairy Godmother